After two horrific Spanish language mistakes this last week, I don't feel like a very good missionary in Peru. I have decided to post them even though they are risqué to increase your entertainment and decrease my pride.
What I meant to say: “Hey, did you catch a wave?”
What I actually said: “Hey, did you have a one night stand with the wave?”
What I meant to say: “Every morning for breakfast I like to put strawberry flavored jam on my bread”
What I actually said: “Every morning for breakfast I like to put strawberry flavored condoms on my bread”
2 comments:
Oh, Eden!
I LOLed SO much, it was totally worth decreasing your pride.
Keep 'em coming.
Good job, now God won't have to humble you! :-)
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