Beloved Gringa
1 Do not stare at me because I am white,
O sons of
white like the wheat fields of
like the hair of Tom Brokow.
Latino Lover
2 Que bonita you are, mi angelita!
Ay, que bella.
3 Your eyes are light.
Your hair is like a flock of llamas
descending from the
4 Your are like the statue of
heads taller than anyone you pass on the street,
including me.
Beloved Gringa
5 I love it when you sit on the park bench, repeatedly wolf whistling at me,
Each day you are there
Because you are unemployed.
6 Your head is like a raven… if the raven is grey and unkempt;
How I long to slide my fingers
through your oily mullet.
7 Your shirt, once white, tells of memories
Of searching through garbage cans
And of forgetting appropriate hygiene.
8 Your raspy whisper of “Ay que preciosa,” draws me to you
I ignore you, but you know
that I secretly long for your embrace.
9 “¿Cual es mi numero de telefono?” I will give it to you gladly
How I long for you to use it to find out where I live,
Do come… come and stalk me.
Latino Lover
10 I liken you, mi preciosa, to a blonde
a flirty and ditzy Cameron Diaz or Kate Hudson
who is hungry for my love.
“Baby! Sexy! Hello! ¿Tienes novio?
How impossible it is that you can resist me.
9 comments:
AHH!! Eden, this is wonderful! I am SO glad I was not in a public place when I was reading this. It brought tears to my eyes!
Tears?... Loneliness,longing, disgust, joy,What?
you fill me with so much joy, miss page. this was brilliant -- i laughed aloud at my desk. I just want to give you a hug because you make me so happy :)
(((((hug)))))
Eden - I don't know how much you check FaceBook, but I wanted to let you know that Adam May passed away a few days ago. He was in a car accident last weekend.
Oh! And Heather is back in the states! Where are you? Hmmmm? ;-)
(By the way, your post made me snort. I haven't snorted in ages!)
Eden, this is amazing. :)
i know that you don't know me...i'm a friend of leta's.
but i live in bolivia right now. and...i....wow.
thank you.
brilliant.
I make big LOL at this.
Dear Eden, you are amazing...can I steal this and put it on my blog?
Ohmigosh, this is too funny!!!!!
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