Friday, February 29, 2008

It Can Be Arranged

Last weekend, my mom, dad, Joel, and I went up to visit Paul in Topeka at his new home. I laughed when I saw the way he had arranged his furniture. On one side of the room was half the furniture, on the other, the other half – if you want your guests to stare at one another awkwardly I suppose this layout would be alright.

So anyway, mom and I thought we were very wise in rearranging things.

After this, Paul came home with an old K-State friend who, it turns out, claimed he had "already moved around the furniture." Oops.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Root Canal Ravings

“It all started when I was an adolescent girl, too proud and foolish to listen to my dentist’s advice and floss my teeth.” Thus begins Root Canal starring Eden Page and Dr. Meyers. The film was a bit predictable but surprisingly not as painful an experience as last year’s Filling (starring Dr. May and Eden Page). However, the Oscar worthy performance of Dr. Meyers was offset by Eden Page’s less than admiral acting. A slight tearjerker and yet not appealing to the heart, suspenseful but not quite a horror flick, the film fails in all possible ways. The ending of this dull film is as numbing as its beginning – I give it one scar.

Root Canal Part II will make it’s premiere March 6th. We shall see if Dr. Meyers is able to pull the operation out of the hole it has drilled itself into.

So I found this photo when looking up root canal pictures for this blog entry. Don't look too closely or he will steal your soul.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Dale Ray and Eden Stewart

6:20 Monday – at the house we are sitting

Eden: This bread pudding isn’t done.

Dale: No but it still tastes good.

Eden: Still, it would be better if we stuck it in the oven for about 10 more minutes

Dale: But we have to go to Lynette’s right now!

Eden: No problem, lets just put it back into the oven and turn it off before we go so that it will still be cooking when we go.


7:20 Monday –at Lynette’s Apartment

Dale: (Looks at Eden)

Eden: What?

Dale: Did you turn off the oven?

Eden: (Bursts into tears*)


*not really - I do not have feelings